They should replace the girl with a unicorn statue next year in honor of the 50th anniversary of The Last Unicorn next year.

I fail to see how an incompetent moron convincing other, even more apparently mentally deficient or ill people, to vote for him somehow negates the fact that he is an incompetent moron. Perhaps you should reframe your argument into something that is logically coherent.

Those Obama numbers are fake news! Millions of undocumented alien children attended those egg rolls!

I'd like to see him just deliver a 20 minute expletive-laden David Mamet-esque monologue about how how tiny and ravaged by STDs Trumps dick is.

[dies thrashing around on floor from Duracell D battery lodged in throat]

Ja Rule that is, who will appear as a cartel assassin to teach Mike a very special lesson about murder for hire.

To be fair for the first 2 seasons Dale was clearly the villain. Virtually every single thing he did led to people dying right down to keeping his piece of shit jalopy RV when they could've easily gone and got a brand new one. The show should've ended with his death and everyone living happily ever after.

Yeah, when they have the annual diabetes walk or marathon for the cure in my city every year I always get kinda pissed off when I see the banners as, given that the overwhelming majority of diabetes patients in the US have DMII directly related to lifestyle and diet, I want to scream, "They have the cure, it's these…

I knew I shouldn't have let the girl talk me into getting the Gay Martian Landing Strip at my last Brazilian wax!

I love how in just a few years we went from constant articles about how millennials are "over scheduled, over stressed, over ambitious kids who all think they are going to change the world" to millennials are "lazy, useless pieces of shit."

If you can think of a better way than assfucking to maintain your viginity before marriage I'd like to hear it.

"I worked in the world of artisan cheese."

Mercedes drivers are definitely the worse. Driving in the city everyday I whenever I'm in a turning lane with a Mercedes next to me I know I'm about to be cut off without a turn signal by the asshole.

I'm not sure what Go90 is but I'm pretty sure it has a .ru address and you're going to have some major credit card charges show up if you use it.

Especially Hershel's response of, "I just thought of something guys. The same day you showed up looking for a missing little girl I found a fresh little girl zombie. Do you think they could be connected?"

[shamefacedly puts safety mittens back on individual tines of pitchfork]

The American legal system won't take this kind of jiggery poker with words lightly, I can tell you that.

You don't need any money to sign a million year labor contract and work 100 hour weeks at a barb wire surrounded compound in the desert!

There's a Borges short story, I believe called "Three Versions of Judas," that posits that Judas is really the savior as Jesus's crucifixation would not nearly be enough to cleanse the sins of mankind, but that it instead is Judas who is reviled for betraying Jesus and suffering for all of eternity that is actually…

I think you hit on what makes him likeable is that he is one of the only people in the world that seems truly competent (although Varys and Littlefinger come close). In a world that seems populated almost entirely by short-sighted dimwits it's hard not to root for one of the few people that actually seem like they…