Inappropriate as wo-ke is actually a sub-genre of Japanese alien tentacle hentai, specializing in aliens that have a realistic number of tentacles matching either an octopus or squid.

So can we, uh, stop using the term "woke" now? It makes any sentence sound grammatically incorrect and it sounds like the product of marketing group round table for a corporation that was just hit with a sexual discrimination class action lawsuit.

Fun Fact: Every animal you see in a photo-op pic with Putin is immediately euthanized at the end of the shoot.

Since the gay character went over so well in the Beauty and the Beast, that song will be replaced with a new number called "I Think I Wanna Fuck That Guy," about all the soldiers latent feelings towards Mulan when she's in drag.

Also like the Hutts, Trump is fat and disgusting

He's not. He's been unable to grow in size since he spilled that hot coffee on his lap.

Billy Ocean or GTFO.

Nonsense, you watch the last 45 minutes on HBO one night a year from now and then curse yourself for not doing something useful like sleeping or washing the dishes.

What do they expect? When you work at a clothing store or supermarket or whatever people treat you like shit.

When Space sends its octopuses, they're not sending their best. They're not sending Octopussy. They're not sending that octopus that picked World Cup winners. They're sending octopuses that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing crunching bones in its clammy embrace.…

Yet based on the five total of five minutes I've ever seen of Two Broke Girls I still can't imagine it's the worst show ever.

[zips up space suit which has screen print of half open button up with chest hair printed on the front]

It sounds like they stole is outright from Mass Effect.

I'm sure all the cool kids on varsity ballet team will get the Tab reference.

If you tell it to self destruct does it respond, "I'm sorry, Tavenacle, I can't allow you to do that."

Damson Idris!? Don't pay more for a name brand Idris for your gritty drama about the urban drug trade!

It could be worse. I went to school in NJ and in middle school we had a whole semester in history class where we had to learn about NJ and even got a NJ history textbook. Talk about fucking useless. It could've just been a one page handout: "European settlers first came to NJ sometime in the early 1500's. They looked…

She looks like a Fox News Host in that shot…except for the eyes which don't look dead and lifeless.

Seriously, Triumph of the Will was so good it won the Palme D'Or at Cannes in 1940, 1941, and 1942.

Naw, man. To truly experience the Castlevania III soundtrack you have to hookup an original NES to an analog 1989 or earlier Sony Trinitron TV set. They're completely harshin' what Hidenori Maezawa, Jun Funahashi, Yukie Morimoto, and Yoshinori Sasaki were doing with this soundtrack. Fuckin' barbarians