The instructions on the prescription specifically said to apply it only ONCE!

Working in the insurance industry I would bet my 401K that multiple people that stood staring at/filming that oncoming train will be filing lawsuits.

He just missed the first 10 minutes of every single class he ever attended where they repeat over and over again, "NEVER POINT A GUN AT ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON!"

Having sex with a masseur twice a week is now considered therapy?

Maybe that's because since then Russia has illegally annexed a part of another sovereign nation, is running a covert proxy war in Ukraine to create a situation where they can annex even more territory, conducted a hacking and misinformation campaign to subvert American democracy, and been running an air strike…

Wait till the uproar in season two when they cast Iron Fist's Krav Maga expert sidekick Schlomo Cohen with a WASP actor.

These reviews aren't alloying my fears that this show is going to suck.

The poor editing in parts really irked me like in no other movie. When he goes from Germany to Spain, the sequence literally makes it seem like he goes from snowy woods to the desert to verdant farmland in a couple of miles instead of weeks while somehow not bleeding out from the open wound he has.

You guessed it…Frank Stallone.

Joe caught you not tipping the waitress.

I worked in Japan in the early 00's with a bunch of British and Australian people and the Australians all hated Neighbors and said no one watched it while all the British people seemed to think if was fantastic.

Sunless Sea is another great nautical game with some fantastic Lovecraftian atmosphere and writing (but with women, minorities, and a sense of humor).

Don't worry folks. I only got about 2 minutes in and then became violently ill and lost everything in my stomach. Just going to go to bed and sleep it off.

I don't believe in anything anymore, man. I'm gonna go binge watch The Big Bang Theory and slip into that final darkness.

I for one welcome our new comment system overlords and as a 15 year reader of the website would like to point out that my trusted status would be useful in rounding up dissenters to toil in Univision's undeground anti-Trump snark mines.

It's not just me? Thank God, I thought I had a stroke that made think that the websites I frequently visited had suddenly turned their interface into complete fucking shit that is immeasurably fucking worse than before.

I hope so. It's very versatile and I have a feeling will never ever lose its charm.

I believe it's pronounced…menage a troi.

And then the murders began…

Free-Battery-Of-The-Month was a scam. It was month after month of 9-volts because they found out it was cheaper to mail them to people than pay the disposal fees for 100 million unwanted 9-volts themselves!