Actually he follows up his question with, "This is a private residence, man!"

I'd prefer Jackman sign on to the The Last of Us adaption to help get it out of development hell. Besides, this sounds like an incredibly uninteresting project.

My wife was watching the Wuthering Heights version with him it. He plays Heathcliff like an only slightly more charming Bane plus he slaps Andrew Lincoln around like a bitch.

So this movie is starring the French version of Maisie Williams? Is she as sassy as her British counterpart?

So nothing but chaste dry humping, oral, and anal before marriage then.

No Geordi was so pissed over being kidnapped he hacked their computer so that they next time they went to warp all the air locks simultaneously opened and killed them all.

Tomb Raider isn't really an open world game though. The last two had some open elements but you're definitely being well directed through the game in a clearly delineated story with the ability to go back an re-explore areas being completely unnecessary. After playing too many open world games in a row I was actually…

Actually neuroticmoose above got it right that I was implying that the success of garbage skews things in the wrong direction. I'm sure that the success of 50 Shades cost dozens of other female authors the chance at publication while publishers instead chased similar trash rather than books of merit. It's the same as…

"He had beans for supper. They were good. He washed the pan and sat staring at the campfire. Flatulence like a shotgun blast broke the silence. He was glad there were no women around."

It's actually 'A'a 'A'a Dowd. His father was a volcanologist and named him after his favorite type of lava, stressing 'a'a is the best type of lava unlike that pahoehoe shit.

Clearly it was Hannah Hoes Van Buren. You don't think she got her maiden name from her family do you?

This season one of the episode opening's will replace all the clock work towers rising out of each location with cock towers rising out of each location.

Well considering Cersei is sole authority and has a unstoppable zombie killing machine, I think it's safe to assume she'll go and re-institute trial by combat.

They only do that when they need to avoid pregnancy.

I miss the simpler times when kids would simply form their own satanic death cults and then murder one of their own members while high on airplane glue.

This island is a prison! On planet bullshit!

You know what they call Brazil nuts in Brazil?
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I'm not saying women don't need better opportunities in the publishing world, I'm just saying the 6'x6'x6' stack of 50 Shades books at every Goodwill in the country evidences there may be blame to go around.

Or if you're coming home from Ikea a bunch of stuff with lingonberries in it. We get it Sweden, you only have one shitty kind of berry!

Let's hope not. If he did Trump would be happy to be holding daily rallies again.