I disagree. I hear he was a great fellow. Hung like a horse too.

Unclear. I thought it might be, but it responded to me and seems to be animated by some sort of crude form of consciousness.

Yet many people would posit that by having the savvy and foresight to set up such an incredibly complicated bot that can monitor and indeed influence human behavior itself, that such a level of expertise and skill would ipso facto demonstrate that I am not a fucking idiot.

He really needs to just set up a bot that will automatically post on every article "[Proper Name/Title from Headline] is a fucking idiot." Doing it individually just seems a deadening, Sisyphean task, but he certainly appears to be trying.

I just can't understand how you manage to maintain your caliber of wit and insight in each and every comment you make here.

Should've sent Spicer a Dippin' Dots party box laced with arsenic. No jury in America is going to convict Tom Hanks.

Actually she's been going through Slash's garbage can. He needs to get one of those locking lids like they use in Alaska to keep bears out.

Don't worry. I 100% back you up on your theory that the Jews control the Kosher meat industry.

I wonder who finally convinced him that it would be in poor taste for him to get up and wave the SEAL's bloody shirt from the podium.

I expect great incredibly awful things real soon. Especially since he was already testing out some "Jews are conducting false flag operations by vandalizing their own cemeteries and calling in bomb threats" lines yesterday in his meeting with states attorney generals. Can't wait to hear about how the Jews tried to…

Let's take a moment to savor the great "success" he keeps mentioning in this Yemen raid: a SEAL was killed, multiple SEALs were injured, multiple children were killed, multiple civilians were killed, the target of the raid escaped if he was even there, we purposely had to destroy a $75 million dollar aircraft, we…

Yeah, the prosecutors in The Hague are going to find it quite useful in the future I predict.

Probably because she doesn't get them from a crooked mortician in Queens who strips the corpses before sealing up the caskets.

Paula Poundstone would like to point out that she too is available to MC an anti-Trump protests, public radio guest panel, bar/bat mitzvah…pretty much anything with a paycheck and/or where she can get a free meal.

That never happened. Those movies don't exist.

Sure, those people don't need stacks of rusty washing machines, dish washers, and refrigerators now but who knows what the future will bring!

Now, now, Zack Snyder. James Mangold didn't leave comments on all the shitty reviews to the videos you made. Maybe you need to sit in the corner and think about why we shouldn't be mean to our friends.

He's has the best trolling! Everyone always tells him so!

I look forward to him getting angrier and angrier during the speech until he bursts a blood vessel in his brain, thrashes around on the floor of Congress, shits his pants, and dies while a gleeful world watches on live TV.

You forgot when Hillary and the CIA cooked up fake intelligence to make us launch a war in Iraq and then purposely destroyed the military so that we couldn't win in Afghanistan.