I stopped watching a couple seasons ago to and was disappointed to find that "dig[ging] into Eugene's psyche" wasn't a euphemism for his head getting bashed in with a baseball bat.

Why, were you on a lot of drugs that year?

It seems to have worked pretty well for Trump unfortunately.

Yeah, but only if your girlfriend wears uggs in 90 degree weather with a jean mini skirt and a Von Dutch handbag that matches your hat.

You don't have a rectum?

Such a great movie. Brigette Fonda's line to him towards the end of the movie is great, "Nobody would ever believe that you'd be capable of doing what you've done."

He has the whole weekend blocked off to masturbate to pictures of his daughter while wearing those giant green Hulk hands.

Luckily his spot can easily be replaced with a garbage bag of diapers filled with infant sweet potato shit.

Thanks for pointing out the Suekichiii account. There's something about the Bruce Lee action figure O-face that it endlessly hilarious for me.

"[He was] one of the nicest, kindest, and most generous people. That's why I take such glee in his death." - Sean Hannity

"Where were you people when my kind were being slaughtered in their bogs and ponds for your soup?" - Mitch McConnell

He's not prostituting, he's prostiselytizing.

Don't worry, once you have kids you'll find it's very easy to face a screen with your back to them while occasionally screaming, "Get that Play-Doh off the carpet!"

They're both from IVF, so more accurately I'm engineering an army.

They're constantly asking each other, "Hey, cousin! Want to go bowling?"

Considering my height and their current positions on the growth charts my sons are going to grow up to be the Mountain and the Hound, so I have a feeling they're going to come be real handy for me in about 20 years.

After seeing him, it makes the Berkley protests seem especially misplaced since it gave the jagoff just wanted he wanted. A much more effective protest would have been to have protestors get every ticket and then sit in silence and make him look like pathetic while he made his "jokes" to stoney faces. Nothing makes…

I think just calling Yiannopoulos Bruno at the outset of the interview and then letting the moron talk was really the best thing that Maher could've done. I'd never heard, seen, or read anything from Yiannopoulos before watching the interview, but Bruno really was the best possible description because the guy came…

"When you get to hell, say hi to Jack LaLaine from his buddies at the MPAA."

Me too. I hope's she writing her own dialogue again so she can reference her huge asshole.