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If he uses a shotgun on his face to take himself out, he can at least give a mortician a good 10 hours of billable employment.

I'm still hoping he's one of the Stars Wars Extended Universe characters that Disney makes canon.

Is slurring your words really an accent though?

It wasn't her cell that pamphlet was left in!

The Bobby Womack version of California Dreamin' is far superior to the Mamas and the Papas version.

For $15 for a movie ticket I can't possibly be expected not to throw my trash on the floor.

I'm looking at your list. It clearly says, duck, duck, goose!

My grandmother had an island when I was a boy. Nothing to boast of. You could walk along it in an hour. One summer, we came for a visit and discovered the whole place had been infested with rabbits. They'd come on a fishing boat and had gorged themselves on carrots. So how do you get rabbits off an island, hmm? My…

I guess it's not specifically tripe, but the supermarket I shopped at in Japan had a stall out front every Saturday where you could buy skewers of chicken intestines for about a dollar that were absolutely delicious. Then again I guess you could probably slather just about anything in teriyaki and cook it over a…

Yeah, but did you know that black people cook their ham hocks like this da da da do da da whereas white people cook their ham hocks like this do do do da do do.

Mr Semi-bored Torontonian ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.

The only place I ever recall seeing frog legs was at an all you can eat Chinese buffet about 15 years ago, and considering everything from their chicken lo mein to their white rice had you on the toilet within an hour I sure as fuck wasn't trying them.

In related news the US president, who repeatedly made oblique references to how he wanted to have sex with his own daughter when she was underage and not so oblique references to wanting to have sex with underage girls who are not his daughter, continues to have the full support of CPAC.

Oh Americans are no better, but like movies that already have an indelible, proven track record of being unmitigated shit before they go see it. See: those examples you just cited.

Yes, but Denny Hastert (R - IL) is still giving a speech entitled "How to Set Up a Slush Fund to Pay Off the Children You Once Raped without Getting Caught by the Feds." I think it's about monetary policy or something.

Unfortunately, I think you greatly underestimate the Chinese film going public's appetite for absolute garbage. They'll probably just change the title there to make it seem like a World of Warcraft sequel and then rake it in.

That movie with Madonna somehow didn't prevent Ritchie from ever getting funding for a new film again, but I have high hopes that this will.

In order to reflect the glory of Turkish history Erdogan is assembling a harem of European women to call his own.

Not true, women who have spent significant time on the International Space Station have noted that their breasts become perkier from being in zero G.