Size goes back to normal, but it's still covered in coarse, black fur.

Way to go, you turned this pun thread into a Robert Ludlum title generator.

Sure there is, the Jerry Lewis concentration camp clown. Which Jar Jar easily could've ended up as.

Do you really want to see him masturbating in a janitorial closet while he bangs his head against the wall?

With no one else to turn to this is going to end with Kushner driving a pick-up truck down to Home Depot one morning and asking the day labors waiting there, "Gobernar? Gobernar? Bueno. Climb in the back."

Guys, there's no reason to argue. It's going to be a long beautiful wall, so beautiful, and they're all going to be put against it together first thing.

Police Academy III.

I want to know why it's okay for a bunch of white Americans to complain that this film produced, directed, written, and funded by the Chinese is whitewashing. Seems a little odd to tell the Chinese that they're fucking up their culture and this is how they should do it according to Western standards.

Uhh…you forgot the final five wives of Henry the VIII all of whom he married for love/lust.

As long as it's not just a broth it can be a meal. Ever have a good bowl of cioppino. It's a fucking meal, because after eating it you don't need or want anything else.

I bet you haven't even tried to get someone to eat Uranus to find out.

Also, Spudz first words in the commercial should've been, "Why? Why hast thou summoned me from mine eternal torment in the fires damnation?"

Oh, did you read this too? Next up, investigating why the extrajudicial paramilitary group the Paw Patrol is allowed to operate in our country.

"The 3310 Candybar will be sold exclusively at Radioshack, which can be found anyplace where there's a strip mall with at least half the stores vacant."

Well, a lot of their base probably won't be too pleased to hear one of Trump's nominees was once married to a woman with a last name like Fierstein.

Well in an essay in high school I suggested returning Valentine's day to its roots by instead of sending cards we instead send severed heads to the enemies of the Catholic Church to commemorate Valentine's beheading by Claudius the Goth. They didn't take me up on my suggestions but they did give me free counseling!

This movie is so boring it even led to a D movie review to not being any fun.

Plus this one has a play in the film, as the header shot is from the part of the movie where Franco stages a one man show of The Shawshank Redemption to cheer up the other apple pickers.

"And how much is that going to cost?"

Nah. He definitely seems like the type that would kill himself and leave a hilarious suicide note about how great he is and how we're all going to miss him so much once he's gone.