I like a man who's willing to sacrifice quality for a deadline. Can we get Pullman to just finish a Song of Fire and Ice for George Martin based on his notes, at worse we just lose out of a few hundred pages of food descriptions (unless of course Martin's notes for the rest of the series consist only of notes on…

Most of the "magic" in that relatively infrequent and much of it seemed to be done with practical effects or basic editing tricks. I think this would need a lot bigger budget because in every single scene there is going to have to be at least one CGI animal and usually more than that.

I've never watched a minute of any of these movies, but based on the commercials (and above description) they always seems to have a saccharine quality that seems vaguely nausea inducing and somehow insidious. They've always struck me to have the same atrocious kitsch quality of a Thomas Kinkade painting where they…

Hallmark Movie Pitch: Divorced, broke, self-absorbed, deadbeat actor Jerry O'Connell (playing himself) is ordered by a judge to star in a Hallmark Channel movie so that he can make his alimony payments, hijinks ensue, he falls for the craft services girl on the set, and maybe some lessons about love and respect are…

I am sure his family is hoping so too, as I can't help but imagine they're planning ways to monetize the massive crowds of people that will be heading to his grave to relieve themselves.

Eww…Jeff Goldblum. That is disgusting.

He actually meant Adele because Beyonce would be too heavy to carry.

Who's ignoring Gammy now?

Try posting it again in all caps.

"Freemasons run the country!"

It makes more sense than the Americans that are devoted followers of a football club because they did a study abroad semester in the UK 20 years ago. Rowling and Morgan at least have some skin in the game as their odds of dying in a nuclear apocalypse caused by our politics have substantially increased in the past few…

They were *this close* to getting into MIT until our Zionist government affirmatively acted a illegal lesbian Mexican into their spot…well, that and the 850 SAT score and the GED completed one course at a time over 7 years.

Confusingly, it's also the sign that they really love the Elvis Costello song (The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes.

I once got thrown out of my house in Tasmania by my Australian girlfriend. I said, I paid half the rent. She said, I can call the police and we'll see if they believe me or the foreigner. I said, I'll pack my stuff.

"They asked me how well I understood education theory. I said I had a theoretical degree in education. They said welcome aboard."

"Jesus said, "Suffer the children." As a Christian, if confirmed, I will take those words to heart and ensure that all children suffer bigly."

I'll always remember Diana's death fondly because Final Fantasy VII was released the next week and the store I pre-ordered from allowed me to get my copy a few days before the actual release date. God save Final Fantasy VII!

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

So did you ever actually beat it? I got to the end a couple of times but it seems like to win you have to be both incredibly lucky to have gotten the right upgrades and avoid random catastrophic events and a photographic memory (or the wiki) to remember the right choices at all of the random events.

She didn't think she could compete with the Jaclyn Smith line.