CLEARLY PLANNED

Zoolander!

Do you really think a collector's market earns Nintendo more profit than actually producing enough to satisfy demand?

They hit a good niche with Amiibos, riding Skylanders' coat-tails. I wouldn't tout them as masters of business. 2013 was a rough year for them, and Wii U sales are still significantly less than stellar (especially compared to the other current-gen consoles) - http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/01…

Hell if I know. Probably not. You seem to be stuck on that point out of the rest of the things in the list. I'm not really trying to tout this as an amazing deal, just listing the things they changed and that it's a $40 price tag rather than a "full-pop" price.

With an attitude like that, I bet you never have a good Road Trip then :(

Show me, on the Amiibo, where Midas touched you.

So, for the Definitive Edition, it sounds like they:

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Bill Amend did a Penny Arcade comic? How did I miss that?

Technically, anything can be done in a "small" "patch" for a PC game. What's your point? This was never billed as an expansion.

RIP Niko.

What... what?

Hm, the video in the article says that the Halo 2 classic hit registration is much improved with the latest patch(es). Played on it recently?

Matchmaking has actually been okay for a couple months now. It's the atrocious party system, team balancing, and player counts (endless 10-player slayer on Warlock, kill me) that have been the most problematic. Anyone know if playing with a party is better now?

Yeah right. Try running this at 60 FPS. Your computer will weep.

You forgot one:

Does your room have white padded walls?

Was more talking about the sterilizing their families bit. I'm not sure your attitude is a whole lot less sociopathic than the guys who shot Wilson.