Luke Plunkett already posted a story about the 1.1.2 patch yesterday with the headline “Nintendo Patches Tears Of The Kingdom’s Duplication Glitches”. Presumably that wasn’t sexy enough so now we’ve got this comically exagerrated one?

The problem is that his contract said he was going to be in “one times ones” number of movies.

Cut to spider-man looking up from a book:

Whenever I see a game get such a low score it makes me think of this:

Just about any story can be bulleted, as you did, to a boring and simplified mess. Your ability to do that is not a sound counter to what was proposed.

It makes sense only for people aware of the game at the time of the Kickstarter who have the money to spend on it. It screws over anyone not able to afford to throw the money down right then or the people who discover the game a year later.

Scientology is not a religious organization. It’s a grift. Say what you want about the Catholic church or Islam or what-have-you, they don’t charge admission fees at the church/mosque/temple entrance. It’s never helpful to fully condemn a religion based on its abuses. Religion also does a shit-ton of heavy lifting in…

You see, Vegeta has never lost a fight against Goku.

This article has a really weird tone. I guess it seems like Starfield will be just like every other Bethesda game. It will contain no explicit sex scenes at launch and go on to be one of the most modded games (and a good chunk of those mods will be focused on sex). Meanwhile, 99% of other American produced media will…

Ok, I’ll bite…

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I think it is time for “Birdperson & Jerry”.

You had me at

Hasbro owns Wizards of the Coast, so it’s technically true, but Wizards is still a corporate entity of their own with their own CEO, management, and employees. Hasbro does own D&D, but I wouldn’t insist on that kind of labeling or call it “more accurate”, or else you end up with things like “Yum Brands introduces a…

Also, Glass Onion just came out, this Clue design has probably been around internally for months at least to have hit stores already.

In my observation, these writers seem to classify anything other than slavish praise and five star reviews bullying.

Actually, no. Apparently Tandemaus can evolve into Maushold when you’re not looking, skipping the animation. Presumably an Everstone will prevent this, but I haven’t tested it.

I know it’s been like 40 years and it’s entranced in the lexicon, but I just hate calling a genre by its comparison to another game.

It’s completely generic, which really is all it needs to be.

I don’t think the Switch hardware is the problem. Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey look and perform significantly better than SW/SH and apparently SC/VI. This seems more like poor developer optimization, blaming it on hardware limitations when we’ve seen it done better at the launch of the hardware doesn’t make…