A life lesson, for sure. There should be an episode of Arthur about not sending death threats.

Stop Sending Death Threats

Obviously “GTA Style controls” means that you’ll be able to swap between Claude, Tommy, and CJ at will via a wheel menu.

Shit, now I'm horny AND have Cry of the Blackbirds stuck in my head.

I’m expecting this as well. If they don’t, it’s just like “What the hell are you doing? Y’all don’t like making money now?”

I don’t think you should feel too bad about it. I know “there’s no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism” is basically a meme at this point, but that doesn’t make it less true. You can choose where to spend (or not spend) your money, but it’s never as simple as “x company is horrible so I won’t support…

The frustrating part here is that if the Suez Canal gave some smaller ships a chance, I think it would find them just as/if not more satisfying.

I would guess it’s not showing up on Switch or Xbox, since GI hasn’t been released for either platform.  How it isn’t on Switch I will never know.  Seems perfect style wise, no always online wise.

You might not like it but this is what peak patriotism looks like.

Technically you can play the game you already own free of charge.

What's the problem here? They didn't have stock available for everyone, so they chose a method that rewarded their customers and probably also cut down on scalping. They probably got more consoles in the hands of gamers who actually wanted them than went to people who just want to flip them. 

You’re a strong voice, and have been for as long as I can remember knowing who you were. I feel like Kotaku needs that more than anything else right now.

I would personally like to invite those people to go play in rush-hour traffic! I guarantee if those people were in the same position they’d be absolutely 100% milking every bit of clout they have to bring attention to this issue. Some people just NEED to sow misery and drama from everything.

At least if they were doing an elevator pitch for Mass Effect 1 they’d have plenty of time. 

Just try to forget this ever happening

I could have sworn that was Jonah Hill.

How about you name a “reputable publication responsible for news” in the gaming industry? Eh? Chances are you’re naming a publication which has low-quality reporting, and more ridiculous non-news stories than Kotaku even, just about different subjects (like, game performance - not news - game guides - not news - vague…

Right there with you, I hear Gondor is pretty this time of year.