TF. How long you in the bath??

Or a dialed-down battle system that reduces to “mash the attack button and you’ll be fine”?

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It’s nice to have a solid selection like LoZ when asked “What’s the best game released around the time you were born?”

Blizzard also said the severed ears “aren’t just for show,” so that’s...good?

I have that. I want it on a useful portable system.

Fingers crossed for Zelda Anniversary news - I’d love to see a 3D All-Stars-style Zelda collection. I’m hoping to see Wind Waker or Skyward Sword coming to Switch.

Oooh. You have ten tentacles? Ya doin’ anything for Valentines?

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But it’d be a lot funnier if they did both and called it Diablo 1 + 2

I’m a 43 year-old man and I’ve watched this series with my wife completely through at least 7 times. You should really give it a chance. It’s one of the best.

Then buy two PS5s... back to Brazilian Ebay! 

I love “Loose horse in a hospital” bit about Trump and also whenever I see Kushner I remember Mulaney saying: “Whoa, that tall child looks terrible!” lol

“Well at least the Witchers have been out in the wild for a while”

I love TW1, even the janky combat - 2 is far superior however.

CDPR is trying to make us their bitch.

Lmao yes. My favorite is “Maybe they shouldn’t expect much on 8 year old hardware.”

As someone else said on reddit “I went to google where to change my looks when i decided i wanted different hair, not to google whether it was even possible in the game as it was absolutely expected to be.”

This reminds me a lot of that Futurama episode where fry checks how much money he has in his savings account. He had a balance of $.93 cents in the year 2000, which grew to $4.3 billon due to a ~2.5% compound interest rate over 1000 years haha. Most of us won’t get cryogenically frozen for a millennium, but I suppose…