More like, you are a grown ass society, don't act like animals who rape and pillage if you don't get sex.

I beg to differ

My sister works as a tech and assists on Lasik surgeries. You are awake during it (I believe they numb your eyes?) but it does not hurt, and you won't feel anything. My sister had it done like, five years ago and it's been great for her.

Well I am definitely going to get some boning in ;) that's a pleasant guarantee.

That would be lovely, but it's so painfully hot and humid out here :( Although, one of the local parks is open until 11, so we could cook and go there for a late dinner? Nom! Thanks for the idea!

Thanks!

Ooo, actually I forgot about the farmers market, and maybe we could pick up some fresh fixings and make dinner. That actually sounds super lovely!

Well I totally forgot that tomorrow is my 1.5 anniversary with the mister. Anyone recommend some fun things to do? My brain always draws a blank when I have to think of something beyond food and fucking.

Don't hang around with other smokers - that seems to get me every damn time I try to quit.

Woo! Stories I've written and had published had two new really pleasing reviews come in, so I am terribly happy. And only one spelled my name wrong this time, so things are coming up TychoTronic, yay!

The clouds just wanted Bowser to finally be happy. Or see Peach in a bikini. And true story on her boom boom.

Magic keeps them hidden. Mushroom magic.

True story! Whatever happened to her?

Sounds legit. Science.

Aww, people of poor socio-economic backgrounds are not the only people to whom old men knock up and marry.

Long sex scenes and some B-list actress acting out the swooning inner goddess for twenty minute intervals, I assume.

I know he's an awful person, but that is a lovely picture of Frasier and Frasier's new wife, Kayte.

Well now this picture is more awkward than it needed to be.

My guess it has something to do with the paycheck.

I kind of want to give her both a side hug and a history text.