Oh my god that hair is the worst/best. Cheers!

My friend has finally decided to break up with her awful boyfriend! YAY! Drinks for everyone!

In the immortal words, "whoop, whoop"

.... Juggalos?

oh for fucks sake, dude.

That is true! Nothing screams desperate and awkward than blowing up the phone.

Nothing is wrong = passive aggressive. :(

Yep, she sounds pretty ticked off at you. It also sounds like it was something you did unintentionally, unless there is more to the story. A lot of girls (and some dudes, I suspect) have to work out what they are being mad about first before confronting, so I suspect you'll hear what it is soon enough. My incredibly…

I swear, as soon as I moved to Missouri it's like I've been inundated with news stories about how horrible this state is. Also they didn't fully pay for my birth control. Fuck you, Missouri.

I finished my supposedly terminal (el oh el) masters at 25, and I will have my doctorate when I am 30, provided I don't die in a trembly mess before then.

Or lovers, torn apart by distance, circumstance, and bad hygiene.

Oh yes, the familiar scent of stale piss and broken dreams. Got to love the El.

It freaks me out but seems understandable.

That IS informative, thank you!

See, that's where I have a problem. It's like some ooo menstrual blood is icky bullshit. It's not icky. It's what my female body does. Deal with it. :(

But that's what towels are for!

I think it's taboo/cultural (though he is more comfortable with it than anyone else I've been with, in that we have, though he always kind of stands there awkwardly with blood on him being like... uh... and then not wanting to do it for a bit). I don't find it gross. I mean, I swallow his sperm. That comes out his…

See, I'm the opposite (though since going in Implanon my period has become a week of spotting). I love period sex. Everything is more sensitive, and the orgasm does wonders for the cramps. But dude, dude is all "O_O".

Why are dudes uncomfortable with period sex?

Well, I know my boyf had an outrageously gorgeous ex, but their breakup was mutual and she ended up being super cool and supportive of me, and I like her. BUT apparently, with his other girlfriends, she created some problems by being too pretty.