There’s Norway they didn’t properly Finnish the job. Investigate, take names, Denmark down all the engineers who OK’d it and banish them to Greenland.

This is the owner’s fault. All she needed to do was have the monkey-tested neural chip implanted in her brain, then bio-install Twitter/X into her DNA, then pay for a blue tick, and her Tesla would have given her priority uploading.

I’m sure StalePhish will be along shortly to educate us simpletons.

I can’t wait for the Elmo Cult to come tell me how this deathtrap glitch is actually a brilliant feature of the definitely-very-well-designed religious relics they spent so much money on.

So... the Cybertruck can serve briefly as a boat, but all Teslas can serve much longer as an oven.

Well first, you have to develop a drinking and pill popping habit...

You save a lot of money in car manufacturing when you skip every third bolt and your QA program is some guy looking at every thousandth car and saying “Looks fine!” 

The curtain didn’t slip… the weirdo bought one of the biggest bullhorns of our modern age and started practicing his “freedom of speech”. 

ironically enough those same people are not inclined to buy electric cars.

Yet many will vote for one. 

“Tesla has partially blamed its global sales decline on shutdowns of its factory in Germany and the fact it’s changing over its Fremont, California plant to build the upgraded Model 3 sedan”

This is what happens when you turn your business into some weirdo’s own personal cult of personality, and then the curtain slips.

Inventory is at record levels because people don’t want to buy a badly made car from a white supremacist piece of shit con-man.

Saw my first Cyber truck yesterday; as it headed towards me I was like Who The F meth modified their car? then it tuned in front of me and my mind changed to that is a Ugly door wedge.

Not the Tacoma and Tundra forums. Tacomaworld is people talking about mods, adventures, advice... there are very few threads about problems.

I am so shocked that the vaporware rushed out of alpha testing to salve Elon's wounded ego turns out to be a complete joke. No, wait, not shocked, what is the other thing. Unsurprised. 

So a Chubbatruck is the vehicle version of Truth Social stock? Cool.

Won’t matter to the Musk stans, they won’t be deterred in their ardent sniffing of the man’s shorts.

LOL! A product that looks like half-assed shit is having problems?

Harley Davidson bikes. I so seldom see anyone under sixty buying one of those anymore. 

Golf carts.