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One of the owners posted about choosing to glue the brake reservoir in place, instead of taking it back to Tesla. Customers should not be needing to glue important parts onto their $100k cars because the manufacturer didn’t include a mounting bracket.

Elon was so busy trying to get the CT to accelerate faster than a Porsche, that he completely forgot about the need to scrub off all that speed in an emergency. The plan appear to be that the FSD will drive straight into solid objects as an alternative to braking.

The next OTA update for the CT software will include the sound system blaring out Ludacris - Move Bitch Get Out Da Way at full volume when they press the brake pedal.

Some of them have found that their brake fluid reservoir isn’t actually connected to a mounting. Then realised that the fluid has been leaking out.

There were posts on Threads over the weekend about CT owners finding that the braking is sorely lacking. They’ve had to swerve or brake unusually early, in order to avoid collisions.

No Japanese knotweed?

Depends on whether it’s limited to the buying agreement. Elon has made numerous claims about the capabilities that Teslas will have within the timeframe of a couple of years of the date that he made the statement. The prime example being his claim that Teslas will be able to generate money for the owners, by being

As a Brit, I’ve often found the “cars first” approach to infrastructure in the US to be confusing. Building all of these leafy suburbs, then refusing to actually walk anywhere. Then there are the areas where it’s basically impossible to legally cross the street.

Last time I saw someone use a lighter was in Deadpool, but no cigarettes were involved.

The TAG Heuer Kirium F1 was so much nicer than these.

It’s almost as if Elon is shooting himself in the foot by sidelining the “cheap” Model 2 and deciding to go all in on a robotaxi with a limited market.

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Maybe it’s just me, but the Zonda F always felt like they wanted to make a McLaren F1 which was even less practical on real roads.

They shouldn’t have popped next door to Sweden and bought a flatpack bridge, with some of the fasteners missing.

Coffee drinkers in Europe tend to use actual milk or cream. If we want flavourings, then there are numerous syrup options available.

The people driving them paid a lot of money for the privilege. Thereby confirming their idiot status.

Just so you know, outside of the US the acronym STI is used for sexually transmitted infection.

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Not forgetting the “prank” channels with mostly young men being assholes to complete strangers.

If you can find them in the US, you might enjoy the British brand Tyrell’s. They’re also similar to Kettle chips. As well as a variety of delicious flavours, they also have a sweet potato version and vegetable version, instead of potato.