This Thanksgiving, I will be all alone. Texas is still spiking with COVID, and I have auto-immune disease. My husband died in April from it, and I never did make many friends in this neighborhood except for 2, and they both moved away in 2020.

I’m not taking mine down until Inauguration. I don’t want to jinx Joe & Kamala!

Sorry for late reply! It’s this one, and it holds a 5 lb chicken easily: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07S6529ZZ/

It makes me SO ANGRY. If the idiot in chief had taken it seriously my husband might still be alive. 

Maybe if they were wearing masks early in this, my husband would still be alive.

The thing is, the bulbous shaped one lets me make an entire roasted chicken that comes out like a supermarket rotisserie chicken. And that just makes life good.

They say botulism is actually rare from canned food these days

Frozen hash browns RULE. My favorite thing for them is to put some smoked salmon/lox and a poached egg on top - sort of an Eggs Benedict-ish thing.

But...then you wouldn’t have the joy of breaking open the yolk on whatever the supporting structure is! (toast, muffin, hash brown, steak)

I still know all the lyrics to Rosalind is a Fucking Nightmare.

Add in if you have any kind of disability, movie theaters are nightmares.

I am so totally here for all of this. I want them to be massively successful, on their OWN terms, to the extent they desire.

Bananabunny is right. If it’s something grilled, waffled, or a good cocktail, it’s you.

This reminds me of Grilled Stickies from Penn State’s College Diner (sadly closed now). Man, one of those at 3 am was ambrosia.

I do that at home. Especially good with poached egg! Gooey goodness.

Ditto. I’ve been here for like over a decade. It’s really weird - sometimes I get notifications on comments I posted back in 2009 and stuff. 

When Greg pulled Nish aside: “You’re not a bad guy, Nish.” Sheer perfection.

These.

I wish I still had one!

Oh man, I’m so sorry. It is entirely terrifying on so many levels. Please tell your niece she has my thanks for her work, and I’m hoping for her safety and health.