I like my Catholics al pastor.

what the fuck?

It’s probably my age, but I always thought Aubrey Plaza was channeling Wednesday Addams.

The Cerebral Bore is like 25 years old, sigh.

so cool

Hm. It’s Mike and El’s kids. This whole thing has been a “how I met your mother.” Next stop: the 2000s.

> the filmmakers’ capacity for misdirection is as meager as their other storytelling skills.

The show might be crap but that was a fantastic trailer. Do trailer directors or editors get an award? If so, this will be a nominee.

Nice bait, Gabrielle.

How many times have you fallen off of a bar stool? Basically the same thing... if you don’t look down.

Anyways, the joke: “X is so black Liam Neeson is looking for it” lives on - credit Malcolm Barrett. I’m glad.

It could be Chris Evans, or it could be Alex Trebek. Alex, btw, is living in a duplex with Tupac in Vancouver, plot twist!, Washington.

There’s nothing more comic-booky than a stupid, logic defying retcon.

Can I bring the mood down a sec? As someone who was abused as a child by his mother, (I know, I know. I’m OK now) this shit was downright cathartic. Tears and everything.

The writer of this movie is the showrunner of Loki. I would bet a dollar there’s going to be some Loki (the TV show, maybe not Loki him/herself) stuff in there.

This is a sequel to What If and Loki too. I mean, good or bad, this is the realization of Feige’s vision (not a pun) of an actualized “comic book” movie universe. I want them to put in the corner of one frame: “*See Uncanny X-Men #349. - Ed.”

A simple perspective: if you want to blame anyone for your existence, logically, you can either pick God or your mother.

I am one hundred percent positive I could write the next day.