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I think Donnie Darko was his childhood picture.

My big takeaway from this is that Will Smith needs to talk to a therapist or auditor or whatever. He’s really getting too old, chronologically, to carry around that kind of anger.

He was in the 80s.

I just found out the green lion pilot is now a girl. Oh well, still the green one.

Now we get to see if Disney really does run a significant percentage of Florida... and here I am, rooting for our incipient cyberpunk dystopia.

I’m someone who was old enough to have ANH be the first movie I remember watching, on cable. I then went on to watch the re-release of the OT in theaters and the prequels on their opening nights.

The same with ATM machine.

I think the Ariana DeBose one is the only win where I’m like: yeah. Her “America” (and the 200 other people involved) was fucking awesome.

He’s not locked up, but he’s clearly a miserable bastard that no one loves, so hey.

We got a war to fight/

You are probabaly gonna take some crap for bringing out the chart, but I want you to know I love you.

All while looking them dead in the eyeball. That was the moment.

Like, I don’t know what to say except this whole thing was nearly perfect. Weirdly, while watching it I kept forgetting this was made by the “Guardians of the Galaxy” guy, and kept remembering this was made by the “Super” guy. Peacemaker might actually be a love child of those two films...

I had no idea who this guy was until that episode of B99, but he’s good. Really good. I even watched Smallville back in the day (to the bitter end,) and I never placed him. And it just now hit me that Lana Lang was in Reacher, too. Neat.

Eh, fair enough. But I think Luke Cage suffered more from the crappy pacing after Cottonmouth died than the death itself. Bad guys are supposed to die in those sorts of stories.

You can’t really complain about killing off Ali when he’s already in an upcoming MCU movie, two if you count the post-credit thing.

Most alcoholics can tell the difference between ethanol, methanol, and propanol, because all the rest are dead.

Gonna put this joke in a joke museum.

I still really like the shows, and I can live with that because it took hundreds of people to make Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse (even the first episode of Agents of SHIELD,) but apparently he was a fucking asshole through the whole thing. That’s almost more impressive.

Fuck 2021. Watched The Golden Girls with my grandmother when it first came out and loved her ever since. I (and apparently I’m not alone) actually laughed when I heard she died, because of the irony of the press earlier this week about her 100th birthday. She got me one last time.