“Mac fights a robot”

Does “fajita” mean something else in Maryland? Because here it’s a type of meat, not an edible food delivery package of any kind.

What the fuck is up with ESPN and SI making their sites unusable? How are these new, shitty designs somehow supposed to make more money? There has to be some asshole businessman logic that convinced them there was profit in this somehow.

If Grantland disappeared, which non-Simmons writers would you be most interested in hiring?

Damn, that’s still 72k a year.

If Skipper just sends Simmons home completely, the timing also takes away his national-voice (and ESPN level access) during his beloved NBA playoffs.

You might be able to get a transcript if you make a request to BOFA.

Do UFA contracts have to be entirely unguaranteed salary? Or could teams use that to entice him?

Fun with pure speculation time! With all the connections to law enforcement the NFL has, doesn’t the fact that no team was willing to risk even a third round pick on a top ten talent kinda hint that they may know something about his involvement that we don’t?

With the fourteenth pick in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Tom Brady. (Who is later cut to make room on the roster for Chad Hutchinson. Fuck. Can I use the time machine to off Jerry Jones instead?)

You ghostwritten by Steve Hyden now?

The dress at least had some science-y background to it, there's much stupider things that have gone viral. "What does the fox say?" was worse.

Supposedly Clinton remembered everyone, even if he only meet you once years ago. http://www.elephantjournal.com/2011/08/bill-c…

Hey Drew, you ever hear anything from Simmons or Peter King (or anyone else you make fun of)?

What comedian who was never in the cast would have had the best run on SNL?

What you're really saying when you discuss Klosterman is do you prefer 80s sitcom pessimism or a familiar discussion among friends. May I propose a hypothetical—would you rather adopt a dog with Joey from friends, or find the last remaining dodo but you must consume it without collecting any evidence of its existence.

So, since he missed one, if ARI wins by 3 or less, does this become a huge deal?

Might i suggest Marvel?

What guest star was the biggest "get" in SNL history?

What's the biggest missed opportunity in SNL history?