I kept calling it “Super Bowl Long Island”

Or they could just put the actual year. Super Bowl I wasn’t the defining event of an epoch or anything. It’s not like the birth of a savior or the founding of a nation or the creation of the world. I don’t have the level of interest required to convert between Super Bowl XLIV and whatever year that may be. To me, it’s…

I thought the Libertarians were making progress, but then they went and Gary Johnsoned in the tub.

make it a t shirt

This response is so fucking beautiful. Fine. I am persuaded. 

I hated the NYC smoking ban when it was first announced, mostly because the mayor (bllomberg) was a douche. I was so mad I quit smoking. In hindsight, no, if you can change a workplace so that it’s safer for workers, you should do it. It was annoying for a while but eventually it became no big deal and people don’t…

For the Panthers, every Super Bowl is Super Bowl L.

“Use the very best vanilla you can buy.”

I love her and I don’t even care. Sure, she’s determined to show you how to spend three hours making perfect cinnamon rolls instead of just buying them or even getting the bake yourself kind at the super market (they come in cardboard tubes, Martha, and the frosting is chemical orange flavored like God intended). But…

It gets worse. That article was “produced with support from the
Economic Hardship Reporting Project, a nonprofit devoted to journalism about inequality.”

I fucking love this queen bitch.

Ok, there’s no way that June Thunderstorm op-ed isn’t some sort of elaborate performance art piece. I refuse to believe these are the opinions of a real person. “June Thunderstorm” is clearly an amalgam of fifty different flavors of insufferable college student combined by computer into a gestalt entity intended to…

The truck looks better than shoveling. The snow was mixed with icy rain which I guess is her problem. At least she’s having fun.

Came here to say this. When I first learned Roman Numerals, I did the math to see how long I’d have to live to see Super Bowl C, and they didn’t even give us Super Bowl L. Now there’s no reason to adopt a healthy lifestyle.

Twitter and Facebook are a big part of the problem, and the sooner people realize that, the better.

I disagree about the roman numerals. You can’t just abandon something you have done for 49 fucking years because you suddenly don’t like the look of a solitary “L”. That was some weak shit. Either use the roman numerals or don’t, but be consistent dammit.

Love her, but she’ll be 71 in 2020. Too old to run for President. The Democrats need some fresh talent and someone who can pull from the center and center-right. Not sure that’s her.

I sometimes say it. But I’m a 50 year old white lady.

I absolutely did not. Washed by hand/air dried.