How about a man less powerful, a man equally powerful, oh, and sure, a man more powerful.

Raise your hand if a man more powerful than you has groped you.

Kirk later claimed that the legs he’d so neatly cut out from under his own campaign during the debate had in fact been lost during his last tour in Afghanistan.

Screen name is on point there.

even though fear of a black penis is my favorite public enemy album, i will sheepishly admit to rolling up my windows at traffic lights if i’m bangin’ it.

What I don’t get is...what does he think the upside is at this point to saying this? He’s not going to get any Trump supporters back, and he’s going to lose moderates who were at least grudgingly impressed with his belated demonstration of principles. All this wishy-washy shit does is make him look ineffectual and…

I can’t read this without thinking of that scene in Prometheus.

You know the one.

GO GET SOME DAMN WINE.

On the flip side, it’s a good thing my chiweenie doesn’t have any say over public policy. I would not want to hear about her proposal to deport all unknown persons from the sidewalk in front of my house and carpet bomb the Post Office.

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

i’ll be damned if you didn’t just describe my perfect friday night, qf.

I think I have just about had enough of Phil Collins’ bullshit though.

Not hard at all. Amy Schumer’s whatever-it-was is lame and stupid. Never said it wasn’t. The worship and deification of Beyoncé on this website is sometimes almost frightening.

This video is dumb as shit and obtuse. But offensive and warranting of outrage? Only for the professionally offended.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

I’m glad Diana cheated on Charles. HE NEVER DESERVED YOU, LADY DI!

Just missing a gif of Heidi saying “It looks cheap, no?”

How ‘bout one with a list of all the Trump descriptions?

It would be really great if you could team up with some of the artists who have done illustrations for the site and sell merch with their artwork on it. I love Jez, but I don’t want to wear a t-shirt with just the Jez logo on it, sorry. I will, however, shell out major bucks for some Tara Jacoby artwork on a shirt.