txstarla
Wonton Disregard
txstarla

The judge should stfu. Chloryform plus duct tape does not equal accident.

He looks like he is beating off...

I know the guy in the background in the dirty bathroom is playing keyboard, but he looks like he is beating off. Gross.

The “local prosecutor” is a Baylor grad. Odds don’t look favorable here.

The McLennan County DA, who participated in the ongoing coverup and conspiracy, is a Baylor grad too. The saga continues...

My first car was a 1965 Plymouth Valiant station wagon with a Dodge Dart backend. It was a Frankenstein of a car. So many inexplicable things happened while driving this car. I am honesty amazed I survived.

I will continue to say frak anytime I frakking want...

Too much effort.

Jack had just had a haircut... you want fluffy:

Jack agrees with Dex and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

Do you have a newsletter or pamphlet I can subscribe to???

Sarlacc farts are especially noxious. I’m sure Billy Boy rips some sick ones.

So say we all.

Co-sign. Deathgrip on 49 here...

For extra stars, lightly treat with mineral oil. 😀

Lauren, please don’t call it FREE birth control. It isn’t. It is a covered benefit we PAY for with our health insurance premuims.

I am super frakking fussy pants about my kitchen stuff! 😀 

Half shirts are never appropriate for work. Those jeans should be burned.

A half shirt and mom jeans are never appropriate for work.

I dont care what the label says, do not put that wooden scraper in the dishwasher.