Trump has only just begun to shit on things. His reign of shit will exceed all previous shittings.

Maybe knit a vagina pin for your lapel? You know, a classy vagina pin... 😀

Ok my husband just commented hey, here’s my wife vagina head. He can cook his own dinner tonight.

I just started mine to wear around Dallas, more light pink as my puss is not neon pink. Thinking about crocheting an actual vagine to add to it. Accessory vagina.

Frak. What do I have to do to get out of the greys...

I vote this. I am not ready to embrace menopause.

MY PRIME PANTRY BOX WAS MISSING A CUTE DOGGIEEEEEEEEEE

I think i missed mine. I had cramps and then nothing. Fuck. Is it menopause time? And i dont turn 50 until april. Frak.

Sorry, wrong photo of Jack. Meant to post the pirate sweater.

Jack the pirate dog...

Howdy!

Great stories always begin with,”At a wedding in Punta Gorda Florida.”

I would read the reviews of those balance ball chairs before purchasing. Sounds like there is a reason they are on sale... between the wrong size ball and the metal restraining bar breaking, I decided not to buy.

I would read the reviews of those balance ball chairs before purchasing. Sounds like there is a reason they are on…

It is. We were on the Gulfton ghetto side... then moved to inner Bellaire. You wouldn’t even recognize it now. Full of houses that are way too big for their lots.

Even in frakking Bellaire it is bad. One New Year’s Day walked out to find a bullet hole straight down the hood of my car.

“[Mariah IS] defamatory, outrageous and, frankly, absurd.

Bjork and Aphex Twin were in Houston and I frakking missed it. Another 2016 fail. I need to frakking focus up in 2017.

I call it Reagan National, I’m a people pleaser.

I like himas an actor but I find his baby mouth distracting.

Lots of holidau markets... and new stuff out of the dye vat.