Orange man bad.

Except for the Jason Bourne Action Cam aspect to it.

Even excluding the Klansman nonsense, I have no idea what he’s trying to say here.  I have a feeling that talking about this guy is going to quickly feel like dunking on gun girl.

“True, but we could restructure it as $28 million a year for the next 60 years.”

Estoy catolico and yo laughed.

That .gif in the header was baffling.  I was convinced a UK dude was attempting the layup and an LSU dude accidentally tipped it in.

Entrapment involves inducing people into committing crimes, not politely asking people to let them know about crimes they’ve committed.

I’m on a computer where I don’t want to have too many traces of these sorts of searches, but here is an abstract.

Disappointing to find out that the one trait my family does not share with this billionaire is the billions.

Angry at Borf Beanes again.  He’ll likely be made tradebait.

I think Chapters 6-8 were the best.

So brave.

I got a royal flush in blackjack once. I was pretty excited until the dealer told me I busted, like, 3 cards ago.

I’m a Longhorn fan and he famously had a similar blunder in college against A&M. He got confused about something somehow and just dribbled out the shot clock for a turnout at the end of the game to give the Aggies a win.

House sitter came by last weekend.  “Oh, it was fine.  I had to chase an owl out though.”

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... What’s it look like? “ 

5-D chess.  He’s getting so obese they won’t be able to fit him out the door.

Some Fort Worth writer says he wouldn’t vote for him, but he also didn’t want to deny the guy the right to be the first, so he abstained.

I’m sure it is a matter of random ordering.  The world has come to a consensus that the Ruth rule has to go.  If it was Mariano that retired a decade ago and the Big Unit that was just now up, it would have been Randy Johnson to break the rule.