Any evidence that ongoing meteor showers are intergalactic child support payments?

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... What’s it look like? “ 

5-D chess.  He’s getting so obese they won’t be able to fit him out the door.

Some Fort Worth writer says he wouldn’t vote for him, but he also didn’t want to deny the guy the right to be the first, so he abstained.

I’m sure it is a matter of random ordering.  The world has come to a consensus that the Ruth rule has to go.  If it was Mariano that retired a decade ago and the Big Unit that was just now up, it would have been Randy Johnson to break the rule.

speaking of roids.  when you have choads like Luis Gonzalez hitting 50 homers...

More like Steve Curry Favor With Some Free Agent That Can Come In And Actually Make The Warriors Good! Ha! hahahhaha!! Hahah!!!

I think it is ordered by roid consumption, as gauged by bizarre cranium growth.

So moving, those lyrics.

I don’t think it is some overall cheapness as the world still settling into a post-’roids era where talented players are young (and in their cost controlled years) and old players cannot play any more. A Beltre-quality old guy is one in a hundred these days. Most guys aren’t going to have more than a couple more…

I can’t imagine lower level tennis attracting very much gambling that is on the up-and-up.   Laying thousands on unknown C level talent screams shadiness.

All Trump sees is California = blue, blue = enemy. He’s not aware they have a ton of reps and a lot of them are (were) red. So many seats from California flipped precisely because he attacks California.

Oh, it’s way worse than 3 SCOTUS judges. These people deserve our scorn.

Occam’s Razor is hard to apply here: Most firms have adobe software that has a “Redact” function. You don’t just highlight in black for the reasons in this article.

31 of the 32 NFL teams could agree with you, and he’d still be head coach.

Crome rates soared . . .

Probably just reacting to Jar Jar.

Mostly at the time of the reading of the will.

Vocabulary word I’ve learned from Stephen Miller episode: Bigen.

(that’s the joke)