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Counterpoint:

Acceptable trash talk these days:

Everyone thinks they are a centrist. I hear it from my just-left-of-Chomsky wife.

I think you’re just misreading the chart.  Rockies are listed with a red line as with other MLB teams.  Avalanche are listed with blue.  It’s just that the Rockies advantage is so big the number places them in the sort of home field advantage percentages seen by some NHL teams.

Eat Fresh”? Libruls now espousing cannibalism against Will Smith?

They really are a baffling team. They have two of the best players on planet earth plus the resources to give multiple over-the-hill former MVPs $25MM a year yet you’d think they were the Cleveland Browns.

Heh.  Tim thinks there is a such thing as a contractual obligation in the NFL.

My entire junk pile in the backyard is Nike stuff, Dixie Chicks albums, Starbucks cups, French wine bottles, and a life size cutout of Popovich shaking hands with Martellus Bennett.  

Laura, I’m afraid you just tipped them off about the invasion plans.

Deny his appeal for Clemens-y

Dempsey was my favorite of the last few years. I purchased a shirt with this face on it.

In my defense, I would like to point out that the leash did end up getting used.

Was thinking the same thing.  Instantaneous even in slow motion.

Where the hell did you go to school? I read, like, 3 books in those four years.

The source article doesn’t seem to say what you claim. People don’t “have to” enter backwards.  They are carrying so much stuff for him that they don’t have a hand for the door — thus they are required to push the door with their backs.

Because he puts an addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly!

If color is passed on in crayon genetics like it is in humans, green’s - a secondary color - wife has some explaining to do.

If you can be criticized for what your broke ass had to eat in college...

The indictment very heavily implies an affair with Individual 14, so this sounds like he’s pinning it on his wife because he’s going to divorce her soon enough anyway.