Deadspin favorite Adrian Beltre is the king of this.

what a time to be alive.

I don’t think you can arrest someone if he explains the situation with “bro.”

I once built a pillow mountain in my bedroom and climbed to the top of that, so I’m not exactly sweating it either, Alex.

I think this qualifies as the oddest butt hurt I’ve ever read.

I’ve frequently found unexplainable jumps in my Tinder responses when I use the profile “Capone, billionaire” instead of “Capone.”

Possibly related: Rich Hill recently spotted aboard Frontier Airlines.

It sort of surprises me that the pendulum hasn’t swung far back in the other direction now. Seems like there would be cops saying to themselves, “Alright, this guy is black. I’d better be damn sure I’m reasonable about using this thing.”

6'4", athletic and can very likely palm a basketball. Of course he can dunk.

Re: no announcers.

Counterpoint: Lava good.

I disagree with the premise. I understood the NYT headline yesterday to mean “Guiliani is making this unsubstantiated claim regarding a Sept 1 deadline.” The newsworthy part being the President’s spokesman is making a rash claim, not that the claim was accurate.

Absolute unit.

I checked my own name. “I” evidently posted a comment using my address of an apartment I lived in 2005-2006. That was pretty good proof of fraud for me.

Celtics in 9.

Yeah, I was going to say the Babe in a wind tunnel.

Evident in the repeated use of “Even the New York Times says . . .” any time something pro-Trump comes out of the paper. Accept when the rejoinder says something good, pretend the bad doesn’t exist.

Seemed pretty tame for a bunch of Told Ya So emails. Shrug.

That picture should be in a museum.

Also, you’ll note in the footage above, she lapped the lady in the farthest lane.