Snyder has now joined the ranks of my personal “Don’t bother to watch a movie done by him” list he is hanging out there with M. Knight Shyamalan

I hope he comes back with the electric blue costume and the mullet. He won’t, but can you imagine?

Some people have seen this film and liked it. Some people have seen it and disliked it. I’d normally say “see it for yourself and make your own opinion”... but I won’t, because I didn’t just dislike the film, I HATE it. I utterly DESPISE this film.

Firefighters usually don’t make-out with their girlfriends while your house is still burning with people trapped inside.

Oh! I get it! The joke is that Kotaku is (let me know if I get this wrong) “SJW Shills” who will never be satisfied with anything?

:| bruh

As with most things, the ‘89 Batman film handled it best. It doesn’t open with Crime Alley (well, it does, but in a clever way); instead, we get a fully-formed Batman already out there doing stuff. Honestly, it feels like the only reason Burton bothers throwing it in is that they made the decision to have the Joker be…

Hey, DC, this is how you do a superhero crossover:

Words can’t describe how fucking horrible this movie was. I figured after MoS that it couldn’t possibly get any worse. I was wrong. Snyder has now joined the ranks of my personal “Don’t bother to watch a movie done by him” list he is hanging out there with M. Knight Shyamalan and a few others that just turn out shit…

Indeed! Over in Europe, watching this and alternating between being scared of Trump and realizing that this shit-show is going to end up ushering in a Democratic period not just for the presidency, but possibly the Senate & House. To me, this is frankly reassuring, because holy shit Europe is scary right now.…

NPR’s The Takeaway interviewed two people who used to be heads of their local Republican parties. One of them was worried that the party would not survive a Trump candidacy.

This morning on MSNBC, he said “If Trump wins, we’ll have to build a wall to keep people IN.” And then “John Kasich would beat Hillary by eleven points, so obviously he’s out.”

“Donald Trump is so orange that he makes John Boehner look like an albino.”

Most popular fiction can be boiled down to simple morality plays, that doesn’t mean you have to pretend that it’s fine when those simple morality plays are presented in a drab, stupid, boring and shitty way.

Ya review embargoes are never good...

So what’s it like living in 1994?

Probably a good idea since Civil War would have beaten BvS silly. Civil War doesn’t look like an instant classic, but at least it looks like a fun movie. BvS looks like a terrible idea that went too far. X-Men: Apocalypse looks like a decent idea that went wrong, but could still be somewhat enjoyable. I am guessing…

Historically the “Feb-April” release window is a little less crowded—it’s the lull between the Oscar-Bait and Summer-Tentpole blitz campaigns. So, it’s sort of become the dumping ground for stuff that isn’t expected to hold up as well against stiffer competition, so they can maximize their earning potential.

if it were any good it would be released in may

I had a bad feeling about this when I saw it was to be released in march.

When all else fails, remember: Zack Snyder is, has been, and will be a hack director.