When I was single, I used to always want to do the “Cute Bump” but every time I was about to I realized I was carrying a 12 pack of toilet paper. Like every time.

So... gun or some kind of grappling hook shooter?

I think the OP’s point is more that specific ethnic groups or underrepresented minorities tend to get defined in media by only their worst struggles. That doesn’t in any way detract from the article.

Also the fact that the true story took place in Summertime amongst a large number of other embellishments.

Also something like 30 of the 70 men ambushed by the Natives in the opening attack survived, not 5 or 6.

That was a very very highly adapted true story.

From the Houston Chronicle comments section, I have just discovered the greatest and most unhinged thing I have ever read on the internet (Emphasis mine):

Truth. It reminds me of when Clover Hope went on a weird rant about tall women about a year back. Really surprised me coming from Jez.

You sound delightful.

This is good kinja

That was my joke- it may not have come off well, though.

Iggy Pop, yes the other one is already a footnote about how awful 2014 was for music.

“Anyone that lectures strangers on the internet about not understanding the “true” versions of fictional characters (that have been around for nearly a century with dozens of different interpretations) is simply a fanboy fuckhead and should be treated as such.”