Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Where else is a headliner supposed to go?

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

A great deal of “I hope he can bring us together” and/or “I hope this 70 year old man can change now that he’s in office” talk.

Like the Republicans respected the office of the President by blocking every single thing Obama tried to do from day one while feeding the worst suspicions held up by the very man who replaces him that he’s not American, secretly Muslim and wants to destroy the nation.

Stick to sports, guys!

Cool! Chrysler can bring back the dual quad 426 Hemi! Now if only we can get rid of those pesky safety regs, air bags, what a waste!

I guess the great crime here is that Hillary failed to offer up impossible and worthless platitudes to these folks. I don’t look down on working class people, my father certainly falls into that category. However, you’re selling snake oil to these people if you try to convince them that manufacturing is coming back as…

Weird how the only economic demographic Trump didn’t win was people making under $50k annually, but sure, this was “economic anxiety.”

White communities in suburban areas, like my home of suburban Wayne County (Detroit) have seen successful economic rebounds and improvements since the bottoming out of 2006 - 2010.

You mean those people who have a lower unemployment rate than black people are “hard hit” by the economy? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. This election was tribalism. They wanted one of their own and got that. There is no policy to debate or discuss.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Car should look like this.

So now we get to watch Trump crash and burn twice in one week...

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.