I’ve only watched the Giants. Seems about normal.

No offense to you, but I am getting a good chuckle at the thought of people vacationing in Chappaqua.

Fuck you for perpetuating this bullshit.

IS HE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN? BECAUSE MY BALLOT DID NOT SAY WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON AND I HAVE ALREADY VOTED SO...

As corroboration, I would like to point out just how *small* those hand prints are. Wonderful.

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

The single engine that drives his psychology is a desire for dominance. It is about dominance and power. It is being able to walk into a room and take over.

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

I doubt anyone with half a brain....

He’s an editor here. He probably isn’t going anywhere. It might be in your better interest for you to fuck off, instead.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Official That Guy™ Comment.

I am so fucking tired of all the ‘millenials are idiots’ bullshit.

Never a bad time to remember Cardale Jones’ tweets

Why wait? Watch Back to the Future II. Biff of the future is rich, obnoxious asshole who runs casinos and ruins the country.