Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

hm, looks like this article has reached the Facebook group for snitches and stooges

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Won’t matter. You can never prostrate yourself enough for these people. ESPN could replace it’s logo with White Jesus in a Confederate flag snuggie and they’ll still be “the (((liberal))) media.”

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

It probably would have made more sense for Jerry Jones to provide a statement to the media condoning the support of his organization for his players’ rights to demonstrate as a form of protest for injustice and commit funds to support initiatives within the community to help correct some of those injustices. Instead…

His point is obvious! It’s that he’s smart, and he thinks for himself, and that the rest of us are a bunch of mindless sheep.

Fuck, you’re stupid.

Hey guys, nothing to see here with health care and North Korea.

Trump might start a nuclear war here, but no one would be paying attention because they’re all pissed that he criticized Steph Curry.

Just because something is against the law does not make it a crime. It is against the law for an employer to discriminate against employees on the basis of race. That’s not a crime, even though it’s a violation of the law.

It’s not a criminal violation, it’s a civil one: http://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2017/mar/15/florida-conference-catholic-bishops/being-united-states-unlawfully-crime/

Christ, what a piece of shit you are.

You are utter fucking trash without honor, empathy, or basic fucking decency.

“Why do we only care about separating families as a result of a crime being committed is illegal immigration?”

“all new Mustangs will get Line Lock”