Why do they? The Bronco II was a punchline when I was little. They were not known for how good they were new, and the 2.9 was the worst of them.

I can barely stay organized when programming basic on my Tandy model 102

Your friend is right. Before Cash for Clunq, the Expedition(and explorer) by far was the longest driven car we saw at the oil change place. The most examples of 200k-300k cars were Expeds and Explors. Then CFC took out a great swath of them. Now I suppose the numbers are returning.

I’m sorry all your friends drive German cars.

Eh, and not to mention “Over 30 MPG.” Now now, not ever. Maybe if you were driving from the top of Mt. Whitney to the bottom of Death Valley. The best any of them ever got was 24-25 on a flat road, in top gear, spinning 1150 rpm at 55 MPH, all the while turning the 3-4 clutchpack into a baked alaska.

This is easy:

In 1970 The New Yorker reported on Harland Sanders’ “force and variety of his swearing” and devoted over a paragraph to it.

Those are the post mortem gasses building up. Don't poke it with a sharp stick.

I had a high school friend who’s family owned a Lancer, a Probe, and a Jimmy.

The Tesla’s interior is 84 db at 65mph, with no climate control on. Compare to my ‘91 Oldsmobile at 65 db.

They start fire automatically.

It was a base model with that stiff cloth, but had a 383 transplant and that odd three barrel carb on it.

Or wait, was the Belvedere Cooler?

Mom in her Plymouth Satellite Sebring, circa ‘82

Its not what you make it out of, its how you make it! The Lincoln’s suspension was the best, when it worked.

I never thought it was fair, but autocrossing a car that Ford designed to be the best handling car they ever made seems hardly an unusual idea.

Thats Cheating!

All Harley can do now is invest in medications that prolong the life of the elderly and maybe open up a few dental schools to vertically integrate new clientele.  

They are called “Japans”

I commute from north ga to chattanooga tn. I had to go to our other building today, there was a Lumina, a‘90 Buick Century, and a ‘82 Impala parked right by each other.