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TwoToneLoser
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This is the Future, There are no Volkswagens.

At nearly 300k, the entire drivetrain will have been swapped out at least seven times? So, maybe nice price?

Offer? Let me look in my Garage..

Demuro is the Cop with totally innapropriate facial expression at all times(Normal enough looking face but completely unphotogenic, see google image search) His luck is pretty good. Citizens think he is wierd. He is the Rookie.

It does look like the paint oxidized and things have already fallen off of it.

That Powerstrut® is stamped, its ROLLED!

The secret to these corollas is to get one with a 1.8 liter engine and put 1.6 liter injectors in it. My mechanic drives one with this configuration and I was astounded by how quick the thing was. I wouldn’t have believed him until he took me for a ride in it.

This may be inaccurate but I laughed.

Relax! All it needs to run correctly is new fuel injectors, knock sensor, spark control module, and 350 PROM. So once you buy your $7500 dollar firebird, you can spend another $500 on it just to get it to do more than 65mph on the way home!

I don’t see any hoodpins at all. Maybe that was an optional option.

Zero Fucks Given Ram

It does fall over, a little.

These were over a foot longer. No, it wont fit in my garage.

They have no rear anti sway bar either.

After using it to destroy a Kia in a crash on I-75 and running straight into a guardrail at the Lowes where I worked(fortunate the Lowes forklift freed it)I decided to go offroading in my 1977 AMC pacer wagon. This is mine, to be exact.

Steam is less efficient than gas or diesel engines, Carnot figured out the physics behind it in the 1800’s and the math still works.

Being gifted a Youabian Puma must be the equivalent of being gifted an extremely ugly sweater dental dam assless chaps from a grandparent parent stranger and being forced in handcuffs to wear it in public church high school Thailand to display your love and appreciation for less than 10% of the money.