I think he chose the groin because he figured no one would check there, but now with charges brought you just know the cops are gonna have to take a look at dat dick.

-Pen15

-Pen15

Were you crying b/c you’re insanely compassionate and felt so awful for the disappointment of the players? Do you cry whenever you read the news or think about world events?

“The event was thrown by Franco’s bromantic life partner, Seth Rogen, and Rogen’s wife, as part of their annual Hilarity for Charity variety show, which raises awareness for Alzheimer’s disease.”

That was a typo. It should have read, “some customers ejaculated.” Apparently there was a premature ejaculators annonymous group in the store at the time.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nah nah nah nah!

Apparently the douchebag, Luke Gatti, has a history of violent, racist encounters with police.

Sorry. You invalidated your opinion by differing from the generally agreed upon SJW victim mentality. Also, please be aware that in the spirit of female pride and sisterhood, you will now be attacked and defamed by other womyn for your decision to admit to having fun within the Hellenic system. Shame. Shame. Shame.

I don’t know, isn’t it pretty much the case that ALL greek philanthropy kind of requires other greeks to do the heavy lifting? In my sorority, we had anchor splash/smash and it was 95% fraternities who were involved, coordinating costumes/routines/raising money/etc. Our sorority participated in Derby Days (it was…

Cucumbers and lube?

And why didn’t they cover their tracks by having someone sneak into the testing facility and pee pee into the test-vehicle’s fuel tank? This all could have been solved by some good old fashioned German water sports.

white and male had nothing to do with the story you divisive cunt

No really, HANG in there.

She spelled it wrong. #Trump2016