Sometimes it’s fun to get drunk at three in the afternoon, and you don’t want to drive to get dinner.

Thanks for bringing up legitimate issues with courier food delivery with evidence presented in the above article to back it up, no speculation necessary.

“Fuck my little girl, and I’ll fuck the world.” - Shirt worn by Donald Trump

I bullied people as a kid, but I feel really badly about it now. Just think of the guilt people like me face on a daily basis. It’s a yuuuge burden.

Awww.. shit! Busted.

That’s engaging in age-normative stereotyping and is very uncool. You’re only as old as the age with which you identify.

A+ for reading the article!

Buying cigarettes.

We have a bizarre city/county system of government. The City of Knoxville itself is fairly liberal, has its own mayor and we do what we want for the most part. The County Mayor is responsible for controlling areas that aren’t Knoxville and maintains our infrastructure.

CHECK. YOUR. PRIVILEGE.

Something tells me he was just getting started, and the whole thing was about to get a lot jucier.

She should file for divorce and try to get half of his money.

Who cares!? It’s a dude with a job who doesn’t need some blog blowing up his fucking spot.

Trump wears shoes on his asshole?

It all makes sense now. They were having queso the night Heidi abruptly left the dinner table to run into traffic.

Glad everything turned out OK. You know those types are afraid of magic.

Is that three kids standing on each others shoulders in a fat suit?

But what about that one robot that used to date Marylyn Manson? She’s real, right?

Heidi: “C’mon kids let’s go trick or treating on the Mopac... again.”

Many of the women are posing with their hands crossed over their vaginas as if Mr. Trump himself were going to show up any minute. Don’t worry, ladies. I don’t think you’re his “type”.