Quit hating on 40 Water. It’s a 40 ounce beer, what do you expect? This Tennessean recognizes The Counselor as one of the best rappers in the game.

I hate it when my giant-ass dick falls out of my pants.

Shut up, faggot. (I’m gay. I’m allowed.)

What’s a niddle?

What’s a niddle?

I bet his dad said, “GODDAMMIT DANIEL!”

Damn. Did she blow through that original settlement already? No double-dipping, lady. Get lost.

DeBeers, Gucci and the restaurant industry is going to be very disappointed.

Perhaps we should, I don’t know, allow people to decide on their own if they’ve been raped or not. Playing armchair rape victim is pretty tacky.

I asked my black friend, and he says that’s a thing in the black community. So if he says it’s true...

Two questions:

Eric Caldwell^

Eric Caldwell^

Eric Caldwell^

Carry That Weight, Eric. I guess actual rape victims who have a hard time being taken seriously are just collateral damage. It’s your agenda that’s important.

While I was reading it I was thinking that is the sort of shit I would have tried to do with my buddies when I was that age. That’s sad.

I don’t want luke to be that seriously injured, but if got a really bad sprain or something, I’d be OK with that.

Yeah! Eat a dick, fascist’s cum!

They live next door to a municipal garbage dump. Those searching for their phones lost them in the trash. The end.

If the business is open, the business is open. Tip the guy at least 50% and you’re good.