Anyone who waves their flag that wildly must be off. It is known. 

@TheRealFatNick has some competition.

And slime his way into a film/fitness/politics family. 

Listening to Unqualified with Anna Faris, I have no idea how they were married. Pratt seems like a insufferable, dogmatic loaf of lean muscle. Rebound game is strong but at least she can keep her’s out of the gossip rags. 

The SoundCloud Rap bubble is finally bursting.

When reality is this absurd, the only refuge is trash television. 

If you can’t beat Ted Cruz, you can’t beat anyone. 

Hmm, who knew As to Bs were a sure-fire signal of pregnancy.

This what we get when we give women the vote. 

I’m hedging my bets on her dying by 2021-2024. 

The whole “being a white man in Hollywood” is really working out. 

FYI: AOC voted to keep ICE funded during the shutdown. 

You must be new to Jezebel. 

Browsing IG thots when wifi is out of streaming range. What else is the purpose?

I wish I had the luxury of not being needed for anything by anyone for 7-9 hours a day. 

Occupational hazards of an industry geared predominantly to straight men. What could go wrong? But seriously, you get paid to fuck. Eventually you’re going to get fucked over as well. A performer puts a price on their body’s value and still wonder why they’re treated like shit.

Going into debt for a 3-day concert is insanity. A 3-day concert ticket price requires people to go into debt to attend is insanity. Shall I go on?

2013 is when the payment plan was introduced, so I’d wager dollars to donuts that a majority of young people who go, do so on the payment plan. Which is fucking insane. 

News flash: no one but you gives a single shit about your dumbass baby.

I don’t trust those eyebrows.