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Amazon sketch was dumb because Carell would NEVER make these political sentiments himself and we already got classic rap songs/videos from the Lonely Island. It’s been done and it only gets staler. 

An aging Canadian non-comedian has his finger on the pulse of comedy in America. What a sad state of affairs.

Heidi Gardner is 35. Why does they make her play the middle-aged white mom in everything?

I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be, as a talented improv actor, to have to work with this unbelievably lame cast and writers. 

He’s an asshole but he’s not wrong.

WTF? It’s a non-Americanized love letter to games and comics. When does that EVER happen. 

Roanoke is the best season of AHS. Don’t @ me.

The Bowl Cut Boys inhaling coke was supposed to be Murphy and Falchuk writing this series right?

Never even heard of this before today so maybe Netflix needs to get better at promoting shows in UI-crippling non-intrusive ways.

That pretty much happens everyday and no one cares so any minute now.

Good God Lindsey sure loves that Trump/Kavanaugh dick in his mouth. 

We wouldn’t have wildfires if we had good guys with guns. 

Fuck yea. 

Brands figured out how to monetize it.

I thought Elon Meme Musk was supposed to fix Flint. 

Habitual shitheads treat the highest office in the country like a goddamn hotel. WHAT DID ANYONE REALLY EXPECT OUT OF THIS? HONESTLY? Do we all have selective memory prior to the rise of internet shaming? 

It seems the only way to hurt this admin is in the checkbook. #TeamCNN

Laws should be applied to the whole of society, not just because you can’t handle your shit. 

Yes. Republicans are so gun-ho for States rights so they should be welcoming this change.

It seems that “there are no second acts in American lives” IS true.