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I am one and have. So do all of my millennial friends between 22 to 37. So, yes seriously.

I would imagine this chart would be somewhat inaccurate in 2018.

“Rick Grimes Last Episodes” is exactly what it says. If you thought he was going to die/feel like it was a fake-out, that’s you assuming. Why do shows like this have the WORST audience? 

The same ones who dress like Elaine Benes and think FuckJerry designed a paper cup.

Again, for the uninitiated: 

Ya know what, fuck Bieber and I’m glad he’s miserable like the rest of us serfs. If he now hates the life he’s clearly enjoyed, drop out of the spotlight, move to Montana and never come back. Don’t cry in pubic for the paps dressed like an opioid addict.

Hardly but I’m not on a television show in its 43'rd season. 

Via streaming, mundane shows are being brought back into popularity by young, white people on the internet.

They already occupied federal property with zero repercussions so yeah, these fuckwits aren’t gonna let up anytime soon.

Capybaras have me convinced the Earth’s timeline of evolution is non-linear. They look like their entire species hid in a cave for a few million years then just showed back up (I can’t recall ANY Capy-interweb presence prior to 2008).

Don’t these people feel embarrassment?

#Fruity&Precocious is a hashtag LaCriox would totally use.

He looks like gummy Jon Cryer and possesses “Butthole Eyes”. Not really a joke, more like an obvious fact that other blogs have confirmed. 

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson Continue to Be Broken Up Yet Jezebel Posts Talk About Them One Another Nonstop #FIFY

Only white millennials think Frasier is any good.

The GOP can’t/doesn’t/won’t win WITHOUT tampering the system designed to keep fuckwits like them out of elected office to begin with.

TL;DR: Police priorities are fucked up rn

Didn’t even bother with Dunkirk. Haven’t watched The Prestige in a while so perhaps it’s time to reassess.

Didn’t Hulu have the Criterion library for a while?

Maybe you can roll with unprofessionalism like that in SF but the rest of us office drones would get a coaching from HR for even thinking these are a good idea.