Lukewarm take: being “first” of its kind does not give it a pass as a “good” film. 

It’s tough being a rebound from a dead guy.

Are you Patton Oswalt’s kids?

Driver is gross, pays for pro cleaning. Who cares?

I broke off my engagement to my ex-fiance during a bout of self-destructive behavior exacerbated by lifelong anxiety and depression. Realizing what I had done, I attempted to reach out to explain my mood/behavior shift and she flatly refused. Later that evening, I checked into the hospital because I didn’t know what…

Did the same yesterday. My tolerance is pretty high these days so I took 50mg gummy on the walk to the park and I freaked out more about the height of the parking structure elevator than the dudes with chain-less chainsaws.

I’d bet my year salary she wouldn’t know. 

As a person who’s only bankable value is their looks, it makes perfect sense for that person to see their looks as their only value.

Easy to talk though from your sofa.

Exactly. He’s the asshole who just *had* to own an Infinity.

Lemme guess? All-white hosts?

Touring was probably her only respite from pinball and Dario Argento films at all hours of the night.

Any way to take out a huge swath of his voting base is a-ok by me.

Jack White, like all obsolete media fetishists, is a waste of time trying to understand the appeal of.

A bone you find on the ground isn’t from a T-Rex unless you test the validity of the claim. The same way an accusation is weightless without evidence to support it. Remember “innocent until proven guilty”? We all should take a clue from Dr. Ford and report rapes as soon as they happens (for DNA collection purposes)…

It’s almost as if Bradley and Gaga come from a time when celebrities didn’t have to be “woke” or express themselves honestly in order to work/continue working. Our new, collective obsession with being the first to point out when a famous person deviate from saintliness is exhausting.

I did notice that but assumed it was a staging issue...I just love that damn painting. I see it all the time (my gf and I watch the series literally every day) and it kills me to not know what I’m truly looking at. A grassy hill? A tiny town? It plagues me at night! 

Yes my bad. US version. I tweeted at Jenna Fischer and Anglea Kinsey but I don’t blame them for staying off the internet today :/

Glad I wasn’t the only one. PS, is my ‘05 Scion XB worth putting any more money into it? It’s ugly, gets shit gas mileage and already had one engine replacement.

This is the painting near the reception desk on from the “The Office”. Can someone help me identify it? I have tried.