Readers recommend my comments. Pretty neat, huh?

So a section D article from 6 years ago is justification for your entire writing career? I won an LA Times journalism award 16 years ago maybe I should start putting that on my resume.

Pretty sure none of these kiddos are thinking past the honeymoon phase...

Only congratulatory responses get out of the greys so don’t worry.

Sometimes these posts are so frustrating because of how little respect goes into parlaying BS into a career. A blog post about Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard of coming from an adult “writer”. Maybe that’s why xoJane went kaput.  

Em’s biggest stan is himself these days, so....

Attempting to stay relevant is rarely dignified.

Marshall? 

White men are always mad about something. 

Ah, yes the classic “I’m so rich and famous I can afford to look like shit” trope. 

Played for a few minutes, went back to playing Team Fortress 2 on XBL instead. Yes, an 11-year-old game is better than Fortnite. 

Will that stop women from buying them? Hell fucking no.

Complain enough and you’ll get a refund. Like any other company. 

You’re not excluded, they just low key hate you.

Duh. It’s a phone-sized computer not a calculator.

So this: https://www.thelightphone.com/

She’s canceled and she knows it. Currently waiting for the Britney-esque public breakdown.

iOS/iMessage: The answer to the 10+ year argument. 

It’s because they hired people like this:

RIP Port of Subs. Their dill pickle chips were a revelation.