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He’s a inexperienced head coach, who is now labeled as Toxic with the death of a player hanging over him, helming a middling program that is currently pulling in the 13th rated recruiting class in the Big 10. Unless he can schedule Texas for 12 games a year, he’ll last until that buyout number is acceptable to the

Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

A coach has a BBQ at his house with recruits and the NCAA is all over it. A coach kills one of his players, and keeps his job.

What was wrong with it was Tony Siragusa.

He’s decided to head out for Newports of discovery in this journey called life. 

Hmmm... Screaming..... Sausages......

Just remember, you can’t spell “eliminated from playoff contention” without “Eli M”

That’s me in the corner... that’s me in the spotlight... dodging pugilism.

This firing was inevitable. Any organization that calls itself the Browns with helmets that are orange clearly does not care about Hue.

He’s the dude from Over The Top right?

He looks like the star of a Barry Bonds porn parody.

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

If I saw a cocker spaniel with an AR-15, I’d shoot it too

Instead of Total Health Care, why don’t we call it Old Broken Athlete Medical Assistance Care.

“Yes, I’m calling about that guy who was flattened at the Jaguars game yesterday. Have you made an arrest yet?”