Not me. I’m energized. I can’t wait to volunteer for my favorite choice of the Democratic primary candidates, then to volunteer for whoever emerges the victor (whether it’s my preferred candidate or not) and then VOTE again. It felt really good to do for my local races this last fall, and it felt really good to win,…

#helmetsareforhitting

Definitely coincidence. Now if it were ManBearPig spray...

The highest paid coach in the NCAA? You guessed it - Frank Stallone. 

Yeah, but Marvin Lewis doesn’t have an Aaron Rodgers. He’s got Ginger Rodgers.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Ah yes, brings back memories of my Grampa Al, rest his soul. On prom night, right before I was supposed to pick up my date, I stopped by Grampa and Gramma’s house. Grampa was out in the garden, so I went out to see him, careful where I stepped because I was in my tuxedo. He was in his blue flannel shirt and dirty…

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

steeroids?

Six foot four and full of gristle 

The only way you can get a Packers fan to take their Lipitor is if you hide it in a cheese curd

Reading Drew defend We Built This City is weird. I was afraid I stumbled onto Slate by accident because defending We Built This City is some weapons-grade performative contrarianism. The song just sucks.

No, shit fucker!

“You miss 100% of the questions you don’t answer, or answers you don’t question... You know what? Fuck this game.” - Wayne Gretzky

Re cocaine:

These are not cheap seats, either: section 122, directly behind the end zone.

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

He looks like he’s about to sing in an elementary school assembly about the importance of flossing.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!