I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

He has season tickets, too, but he plans to give them away now.

let the dirtbombs take you into the weekend. have a great weekend you DUAN bastards!

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

He looks like Dennis Quaid wearing an Angela Lansbury mask.

I live that every Sunday!

From the moment each team arrived in L.A., it was clear that nobody who actually lived there gave a shit about the Rams or Chargers.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.

This is serial killer behavior 

...despite the loss, Kansas City has plenty to be proud of...

There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.

Maybe this is some kind of football mockumentary.

I’m surprised they didn’t try to make a deal to acquire Algernon.

That’s a good way to ruin a clock.

I suspect that a few of them, in fact, may be belly itchers.

I think I’m high enough.

Bruce Vilanch?

McCain went down as if all the air had been let out of him somehow.