Still bummed about coming in second?

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

Well if they’re not unionized, then they definitely can’t call strikes.

And I still go to the grocery store to get my shit, mostly because I don’t want someone picking my steak for me. I want full steak control. I also reserve the right to make an impulse pork rinds purchase if I so desire.

I like their 1978 look tbh

It’s not delivery, it’s racism.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Making Germany the “Arians Nation” doesn’t seem like a good idea.

Shaqiri’s hands don’t lie.

#Showboeteng

they need to hide some Germans on their team

His days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are OVER!

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn’t enjoy a good sit?