I prefer Jerry Orbach from Broadway . . . . (nothing but the sound of crickets).  

Nailed it. 

Given his history I feel like I need to preface this by promising that I’m not Kevin Durant, but this isn’t crazy to me at all. It was three seasons of an all-time player in his prime, during which he won two Finals MVPs and went down trying to play through an injury in a third. Guys have had their numbers retired for…

I think the metrics are going to change on who gets numbers retired since the players that stay with a team for a long time are probably going to be in the minority. If Zion is a transcendent star and bolts New Orleans in four years I could see them retiring his number. KD won two rings and was easily the best player…

The two new minted $300m+ guys, the ones we heard over and over from hand wringing media that teams MUST pay them their insane asking prices despite legitimate red flags, are on track to miss the All-Star Election Day, never mind the actual ASG. As of Tuesday ahead of the final tallies at the top of the hour, Machado…

I was initially grumpy about them doing something ridiculous and weird and now I just want to protect Phil Regan from the hideous Wilpons.

I know this is about Clint Frazier, but the Mariners have to be in the discussion for worst franchise in sports, right? What is wrong with that organization?

By now, if you live in Seattle and you read the phrase, “Mariners complete trade with Yankees,” you know to stop reading right there. It’s always an embarrassing disaster, either right away or in retrospect.

I was just thinking that - Parks and Rec is the only thing I’ve seen him on, and it’s a little jarring to realize he was playing himself ;P

Ty Kelly’s Twitter account is a gem. I truly hope he doesn’t go Milkshake Duck on us.

cruelty has become a hallmark feature of this country in recent years.  i’ve got a great idea...  build cages inside cement floored warehouses where you toss in children and then lock them inside -- with buckets to poop in and occasional feedings.

I was unemployed (or severely underemployed) for several years during the Great Recession, and if during that time I had been the target of something like this, the kid would’ve been ok, but no force in this world could’ve arrived in time to save the cameramen/boom operator/whoever else popped out to humiliate me from…

This is soul-crushing even as a “fun” retelling. My god, what is wrong with TV people?

But American Idol contestants and Real Housewives are happy to be there. A prank show victim (assuming it’s not a set up, which who knows with this) didn’t volunteer and has to be asked to sign a release afterwards. Which in most cases will mean giving them a reasonable payout (not saying it’ll be $10,000 but low four…

Remember when my big fat obnoxious fiancee was as low as it got..

I’ll never understand how every single episode of a prank show doesn’t end with the pranker getting punched repeatedly.  

I find it highly unlikely that this is the entirety of the show.  I don't think Netflix is that stupid. This is just click bait meant to enrage people.

These comments saying, He’s just a kid, exemplify why we have so many sociopath adults or even so many absolute dicks.

Netflix, I have an idea for a show. Spoiled shitty kids and programming executives void of imagination are tricked into thinking there is definitely a virtue-based afterlife, and that they have a terminal illness. The only way for them to gain entry is to donate all their organs. When they wake up from surgery for…

They’re clearly going off that old comedy maxim, “the best comedy always punches down, preferably aiming for the weakest and most vulnerable, who are scrambling just to survive and provide for themselves and their families. Hitting them hard and publicly by offering them what they need most in the world and then…