“asking if there was any area in life ‘where men can take vacation from women.’”

No one seems to care much that co-ed sports is doing irreparable harm to the psyche of America’s little boys. [...] During one game, Kate Lynn stampeded over Justin repeatedly, which, of course, did wonders for his fledgling self-esteem.

Awful, but still about the 50th reason why this terrible person shouldn’t be on the Fed Board.

Conservative humor is without question the worst humor.

Read through the entire article and then thought to myself “yeah, that sounds about right.” And it is, he fits in perfectly. He’s obnoxious, sexist, and lacks any meaningful insight, but none of those qualities stand out at all among the other insipid misfits and dimbulbs at varying levels of orbit around the Trump…

My wife yesterday after the Leafs were up in the first - “Why are you never happy when you watch them?”

Or flown Confederate flags. The Venn diagram of flag humpers and people who love to fly the flag of traitors has a weirdly large overlap.

I have absolutely no doubt that all the public proclamations of supporting whoever the nominee is in 2020 are just posturing. If Bernie wins the nomination, these people are going to stay home. He’ll have to win on the backs of new voters or else we’re gonna see all the mayor pete stans pull a 2008 hillary loss and…

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Yeah that's a bit different, tho; Giguere took that team entirely on his back to within a win of the Cup. Hard to be embarrassed by that.

This is good advice in general. 

I have no horse in this race - I’m a fan of the game, local teams are nice but I prefer just the game.

To be fair, pretty much everyone is hitting at will against the Red Sox so far this year.

“After 54 consecutive plate appearances without a hit”

No, no. That’s 54 consecutive at-bats without a hit. His streak was well over 60 plate appearances. He holds the records for both hitless ABs and PAs now.

“...also snapped an RBI-less streak that stretched back to Sept. 4 of that same year.”

So the CBJ/Caps series started with 4-3 and 5-4 OT wins that were flukey as hell

I think the higher seeds are behind in 6 of the 8 series.  Hockey may be kind of a niche sport, but the NHL playoffs are about as cool as anything in sports.

Yeah, there are people who had genuinely hard upbringings and few opportunities in life doing serious stretches in prison for things like drug offences or petty theft, and I’m sure they’re not getting video chat sessions. But these guys, with all their fucking privilege, knowingly committed crimes to either hurt other…

The most disgusting thing is how short their sentences are and how relaxed it all is for them.

May the giant meteor coming to mercifully kill us all have its impact point directly on top of that prison.